titser

Titser means that the teacher has a nice rack. It is derived from the word Teacher. A teacher is to teach, as a titser is to tits. A titser uses her boobies to get the attention of the students, but the students are really paying attention to somewhere else (particularly the titser's tits).

Did you see the new titser in our math class? She is so hot!

by mike0913 April 2, 2008

Titser

A woman whose tits are very large and does not wear a bra so they jiggle and bounce for everyone to see. Also u can see her nipples.

Look at that woman, her tits are huge! And delicious!

Yeah dude, she's a titser.

by Skello194 July 16, 2013

Titsprung

adverb: When a man's shirt has been stretched out in the chest area by a woman wearing it.

Bill stood there appreciating his hot girlfriend's sexy double-d rack . . . until he put on his favorite t-shirt and noticed she'd worn it in the night and it was titsprung.

by Bob Hutchins April 9, 2009

Tittercated

Tittercated is a term used for when females with large breasts suffocate other people with their tits during hugs, or at any other given time.

Kyle: Dude, I was just tittercated by Sarah, and I kinda liked it a lot.
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!

by The Most AwesomePersonEver October 10, 2010

titstracted

When you unintentionally drop out of a conversation, drive into oncoming traffic, or run over the neighbor's cat with your lawnmower because your attention was drawn away by a beautiful woman and/or perfect tits. The male equivalent to dickstracted.

I got so titstracted when I saw Amber Rose at the mall that I tripped into a twenty-minute fall down the up escalator.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

Tittertime

Being inappropriately early for any occasion.

The party started at 7:00 but I arrived on Tittertime at 6:55 surprising the behind-schedule hosts.

by Lizziechef June 5, 2015

Titsexual

"A person who is solely sexually attracted to breasts. To the point where they dislike and/or do not want traditional sex in favor of doing sexual acts focused on breasts"

"Hey, do you find the tits on most websites disappointing? They barley do anything with them."
"Oh, you must be a Titsexual"

by PaizuriPrince June 17, 2021