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titleist

Said as tit-le-ist. Someone who is so annoying and so unaware of their stupidity that they wouldn't even be useful as a tit. Not to be confused with Titleist golf balls.

A:"Does she EVER shut the hell up?"
R:"No. And she doesn't even realize that it's driving everyone fucking mad.
A:"Sam is the titleist motherfucker i know."

by CaptainDouche May 29, 2006