titism 

basically a cult which worships tits

Vince:whoa...look at them big titties
Habib:As a follower of titism...BOOYAH!!!!

titism by evil_m0nkey July 1, 2006

Titistics 

Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.

You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!

With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.

Titistics by wanwanwan September 26, 2022

Timism

A religion based on the belief that Tim exists.

I saw Tim lose at ping-pong the other day. I guess I'm a believer in Timism.

Timism by born_again_timist September 16, 2007

titsmas 

The first spring day, in which girls first and finally show off some cleavage after a long winter. Men think of this day as something like, or better than, Christmas.

Did you see that girl? She's totally celebrating Titsmas today.

Dude, Titsmas is my favorite holiday ever.

Diana, thank you for celebrating Titsmas

titsmas by alexander huntering March 21, 2010

Tiiism 

Tiiism: a belief that all philosophies, and religions, have some things in them which ring true, as well as other things which ring hollow, and that no amount of belief, or faith, will ever make the hollow things ring true. Conversely, no amount of disbelief, or lack of proof that a truth was divinely inspired, will make it any less true.

Tii is Estonian for "Path" "Road" or "Way".

also see Tao.

You may not believe that Jesus or Buddha were divine, but the Golden Rule is still tiiism.

The following quote by Buddha is a tiiism . . .

"Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace."

~~~Buddha ~~~~

Tiiism by SlamIAm September 10, 2010

Timism

Timism is a simple religion.
It is the beleif in a guy named Timothy Drobniak.
Not that he is any sort of saviour, god, or higher being, only that he is. Believing that someone exists counts as a belief, and that's what Timists are sticking with when it comes to Timism.

Timism does not conflict with any other religion.
A Timist is a believer in Timism.
Timism is the only thing that truly makes sense to all people.

Timism by xintellectualllx September 25, 2007

titis 

nag mula sa isang probinsya sa pilipinas, ang batangas, na ang ibig sabihin ay ABO NG SIGARILYO.

came from one of the provinces in the philippines, batangas, that means "cigarette's ash"

ano ba yan! nag kalat naman ang titis mo kung sansan. haha!

what the hell! you're titis are scattered everywhere. haha!!!!

titis by pinay June 13, 2004