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A religion based on the belief that Tim exists.
I saw Tim lose at ping-pong the other day. I guess I'm a believer in Timism.
Timism by born_again_timist September 16, 2007
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tinism • Timism • Tinish • tinisha • Tanism • thinism • Tiiism • tikism • Tinaism • Tingism
Tinoism a religion created by a middle teen named Tino that has a tradition to eat lemons. There are 5 ranks in this religion:
A Tino civilian has to eat one or more lemons a year
A Tinoist has to eat 20 or more lemons a year
A Tinologist has to grow/have any type of lemon tree
A Tino priest has to eat 100 or more lemons a year
A Tino is the creator and the God of all the people living under the Tinoism conditions
I support Tinoism
Tinoism by Voltage_cure March 21, 2019
Tiiism: a belief that all philosophies, and religions, have some things in them which ring true, as well as other things which ring hollow, and that no amount of belief, or faith, will ever make the hollow things ring true. Conversely, no amount of disbelief, or lack of proof that a truth was divinely inspired, will make it any less true.

Tii is Estonian for "Path" "Road" or "Way".

also see Tao.
You may not believe that Jesus or Buddha were divine, but the Golden Rule is still tiiism.

The following quote by Buddha is a tiiism . . .

"Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace."

~~~Buddha ~~~~
Tiiism by SlamIAm September 10, 2010
Timism is a simple religion.
It is the beleif in a guy named Timothy Drobniak.
Not that he is any sort of saviour, god, or higher being, only that he is. Believing that someone exists counts as a belief, and that's what Timists are sticking with when it comes to Timism.
Timism does not conflict with any other religion.
A Timist is a believer in Timism.
Timism is the only thing that truly makes sense to all people.
Timism by xintellectualllx September 25, 2007

tini tinis 

A miniature martini, meant to be drunk in excess. Common drink among college-aged females who are sick of Cosmopolitans and Mojitos. Exagerration of how many one drank is encouraged.
Oh my god, Kristen, I totally had like 500 tini tinis last night. Where's the freakin' breakfast pizza? Oh my god, I HATE the dining hall.
tini tinis by Elizabeth LB December 12, 2006

Tinisha Bora 

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is so gorgeous and very nice too. Can sometimes be a brat. But it's ok because it's Tinisha!!! I love Tinisha
Person 1: "Dude did u see her?"
Person 2: "Ya man, she's such a Tinisha Bora"
Tinisha Bora by Bestieessss May 16, 2017
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