Tinoism a religion created by a middle teen named Tino that has a tradition to eat lemons. There are 5 ranks in this religion:
A Tino civilian has to eat one or more lemons a year
A Tinoist has to eat 20 or more lemons a year
A Tinologist has to grow/have any type of lemon tree
A Tino priest has to eat 100 or more lemons a year
A Tino is the creator and the God of all the people living under the Tinoism conditions
Tiiism: a belief that all philosophies, and religions, have some things in them which ring true, as well as other things which ring hollow, and that no amount of belief, or faith, will ever make the hollow things ring true. Conversely, no amount of disbelief, or lack of proof that a truth was divinely inspired, will make it any less true.
Timism is a simple religion.
It is the beleif in a guy named Timothy Drobniak.
Not that he is any sort of saviour, god, or higher being, only that he is. Believing that someone exists counts as a belief, and that's what Timists are sticking with when it comes to Timism.
Timism does not conflict with any other religion.
A Timist is a believer in Timism.
Timism is the only thing that truly makes sense to all people.
A miniature martini, meant to be drunk in excess. Common drink among college-aged females who are sick of Cosmopolitans and Mojitos. Exagerration of how many onedrank is encouraged.
Oh my god, Kristen, I totally had like 500 tini tinis last night. Where's the freakin' breakfast pizza? Oh my god, I HATE the dining hall.
The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is so gorgeous and very nice too. Can sometimes be a brat. But it's ok because it's Tinisha!!! I love Tinisha
Person 1: "Dude did u see her?"
Person 2: "Ya man, she's such a Tinisha Bora"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.