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A boy name the most annoying person on earth so charming and handsome and top womanizer
TITEM is the annoying boy in our class
titem by anonymous November 30, 2021
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tiremanator 

A true Tire Mechanic. A Tireman. Not a Service Technician or a Tire Technician. This person exceeds in all abilities, which shows in the expertise of service. They are the "Terminator" of tire work. Example: they can install ten commercial tires in one hour.
Customer says: "My truck needs 10 tires, and has to be ready in one hour."

Tire Manager " I'll send a Tiremanator, no problem."
tiremanator by TiremanatorMD November 21, 2017
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titem • tite man • tit-emporium • Tite • Tatems • tiem • Tieme • Tited • tiemen • Taitem

Titestry 

The minestry which governs tits.
Have you not been to the Titestry of late?
Yes, I was there last night!
Titestry by Titacular February 26, 2011

Totem sisters 

When two girls have slept with the same guy, they're totem sisters
I heard you slept with Johnny, that makes us totem sisters
Totem sisters by Chocolate surprise February 12, 2010

mad tite 

Really cool. Can be used either sarcastically or honestly.
Yo that Eclipse looks mad tite!!!
mad tite by pro-five-oh July 22, 2008
Acronym for This Is The Correct Motorcycle. A popular Internet acronym of unknown origin, "TITCM" or sometimes just "Motorcycle", or a picture of a motorcycle, denotes agreement with someone's post. See also TINTCM.
QUOTE=SUE: The best thing to do with an unexpected day off is nothing./QUOTE

TITCM!
TITCM by Weaselpanties April 11, 2008
The first spring day, in which girls first and finally show off some cleavage after a long winter. Men think of this day as something like, or better than, Christmas.
Did you see that girl? She's totally celebrating Titsmas today.

Dude, Titsmas is my favorite holiday ever.

Diana, thank you for celebrating Titsmas
titsmas by alexander huntering March 21, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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