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Titestry 

The minestry which governs tits.
Have you not been to the Titestry of late?
Yes, I was there last night!
Titestry by Titacular February 26, 2011
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facebook timeline 

A painful reminder that you can never get too comfortable or take for granted any social network feature you may have grown accustomed to and / or rely on.

Such changes are generally driven by potential for increased profits, dissatisfaction with being just a simple and reliable social network or expressing a sadistic tendency by allowing you "friends" and employers to easily access anything and everything about your past that you hoped remained buried very far down your wall.

Facebook timeline is an excellent example of Zuckerberg rape.
So I clicked the "learn more" button and now I'm stuck with facebook timeline!

You also got force upgraded by the new gmail? You totally got facebook timlined.
facebook timeline by sanotorum January 2, 2012
A Tinella is the most beautiful woman you will ever meet. When life gets Tinella down she always sees the best in everything. If/when She has kids she treats them as royalty. Tinella also doesn’t judge book by its cover. She’s kind,sweet, and just the person you would never want to let go. She’s perfect!
Did you guys see the new girl Tinella she’s really pretty and seems really nice.
Tinella by CeceClorine May 20, 2018
A variation of "totally" with tits. Tits just make everything better. ;)
He approached the 40DDD sized bra. He then showed it to M and said;
"This thing is huge!!"
M: "I know! I could live inside it!"
L: "You could?😂"
M: "I TITALLY could baby!!"
Titally by NinjaaaM June 21, 2016

tetelestai 

Literally translated the Greek word tetelestai means, “It is finished.” The word occurs in Greek translations of John 19:28 and 19:30 and these are the only two places in the New Testament where it occurs. In 19:28 it is translated, “After this, when Jesus knew that all things were now completed, in order that the scripture might be fulfilled, he said, ‘I thirst.’” Two verses later, he utters the word himself: “Then when he received the sour wine Jesus said, ‘It is finished,’ and he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.”

The word tetelestai was also written on business documents or receipts in New Testament times to indicate a bill had been paid in full. The Greek-English lexicon by Moulton and Milligan says this:

“Receipts are often introduced by the phrase sic tetelestai, usually written in an abbreviated manner...” (p. 630). The connection between receipts and what Christ accomplished would have been quite clear to John’s Greek-speaking readership; it would be unmistakable that Jesus Christ had died to pay for their sins.
dude 1: "aye man, my sin is keeping me from living righteously with God"
dude 2: "it's already been paid in full by Jesus man... tetelestai!"
tetelestai by you are great. November 13, 2011

titties on the timeline 

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.
A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude
titties on the timeline by nolch32 September 2, 2020