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titaphone 

When your having a root with your girlfriend you put a nipple in each ear and you can hear yourself coming
Hey frank Brendan had a titaphone with Beth wetness last night
titaphone by Da beer can May 13, 2017
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titaphobe 

A man who is petrifide by titties.
eric shook is a total titaphobe.

One time my friend shook was getting it on with a girl and stopped just cause her tits were in his face.
titaphobe by SAE July 23, 2004

twitaphobe

A person who refuses to join Twitter and just doesn't see what the hype is about.
person 1: Dude! Follow me on twitter!
person 2: naw man, I don't use that.
person 1: fuck man why are you such a twitaphobe?
twitaphobe by Tweetledee April 27, 2009

Textaphone 

A phone that produces a loud sound when typing the a number on the dial
Switch off that textaphone am reading!
Textaphone by Vin Wisel November 9, 2017

chinese textaphone

Similar to the game Chinese Telephone, Chinese Textaphone is where a person sends a text message to someone with a cell phone to relay a message to someone who does not. Unless the message is repeated verbatim, there is some variance to it thus creating a Chinese Textaphone.
My brother does not have a cell phone, so I use the Chinese Textaphone method to get messages to him.
chinese textaphone by SactoWilly February 8, 2010

ThihaPhoneNaing 

A ThihaPhoneNaing is a sexy beast, a wild one. You cannot find these types of sexy beast in the wild. One would be extremely lucky to meet a ThihaPhoneNaing
Omg mom look I found a ThihaPhoneNaing
ThihaPhoneNaing by Ekeodnd November 21, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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