Textaphone

A phone that produces a loud sound when typing the a number on the dial

Switch off that textaphone am reading!

by Vin Wisel November 9, 2017

chinese textaphone

Similar to the game Chinese Telephone, Chinese Textaphone is where a person sends a text message to someone with a cell phone to relay a message to someone who does not. Unless the message is repeated verbatim, there is some variance to it thus creating a Chinese Textaphone.

My brother does not have a cell phone, so I use the Chinese Textaphone method to get messages to him.

by SactoWilly February 8, 2010

Testiphoney

Legal. False and misleading statements under oath.

After he testified in court, they found out he was lying and sentenced him to 6 months for testiphoney.

by Cabot Wonder August 11, 2009

Textaphrenia

thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.

Dammit, I just suffered from a bullshit disorder invented by RMIT when I thought my phone vibrated. I'll call it Textaphrenia

by rmitwanker July 4, 2010

textaphobic

Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.

Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?
Brian: You're so textaphobic.

by Democratic Banana Republic May 1, 2009

textathon

A long period of time of just texting to one person.

i am having a textathon tonight with my friend. Its been an hour all ready

by cutie4eva93 February 25, 2009

textathon

To text one person for a long period of time, often until very early in the morning.

Adam: "Oh, man you look haggard today! What were you doing last night?"

Josh: "I was on an all night textathon, bro."

by Chicka Yeah, Fake ID March 28, 2009