twitaphobe

A person who refuses to join Twitter and just doesn't see what the hype is about.

person 1: Dude! Follow me on twitter!
person 2: naw man, I don't use that.
person 1: fuck man why are you such a twitaphobe?

twitaphobe by Tweetledee April 27, 2009

titaphobe 

A man who is petrifide by titties.

eric shook is a total titaphobe.

One time my friend shook was getting it on with a girl and stopped just cause her tits were in his face.

titaphobe by SAE July 23, 2004

Twittaphobic 

Fear of getting caught in lies due to others obsessive twittering.

When an individual will not associate themselves with anyone who is twittering nearby in fear of their dirty laundry being spread.

Ever since my wife caught me lying to her about going to the titty bar due to my friends twitter, I have become extremity twittaphobic.

Twittaphobic by barney_phife September 19, 2009

titaphone 

When your having a root with your girlfriend you put a nipple in each ear and you can hear yourself coming

Hey frank Brendan had a titaphone with Beth wetness last night

titaphone by Da beer can May 13, 2017