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totaphobia 

Totaphobia, a fear of absolutely everything.
Patient: *trembling* what's the problem?
Psychiatrist: you have totaphobia, it's quite unfortunate, you're even afraid of the ceiling, and of that lamp (i love lamp), infact, you're afraid of everything. Quite unfortunate.
totaphobia by Black Bandana June 16, 2006

titaphone 

When your having a root with your girlfriend you put a nipple in each ear and you can hear yourself coming
Hey frank Brendan had a titaphone with Beth wetness last night
titaphone by Da beer can May 13, 2017

Tipaphobia 

Tipaphobia is a phobia which involves the fear of a fingertip touching another fingertip
"I cringe when I try to make my fingertips touch"
"That's called Tipaphobia"
Tipaphobia by americanboy77 December 14, 2018

titphobia 

Girl: I'm so horny johnny, come fuck me
Johnny: I cannot because I have titphobia, you can suck me off though
titphobia by theproffessor November 9, 2014

Tiktophobe 

A person with a dislike of or prejudice against the social networking service Tiktok and it's users.
-He told me he abhors Tiktok, he must be a Tiktophobe.
-No Stacey, it's just that he has a brain..

twitaphobe

A person who refuses to join Twitter and just doesn't see what the hype is about.
person 1: Dude! Follow me on twitter!
person 2: naw man, I don't use that.
person 1: fuck man why are you such a twitaphobe?
twitaphobe by Tweetledee April 27, 2009