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tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)
All up in da club, tossin' softies.

Tossing it off 

1 Often used in industry, refers to the act of appearing to be working when actually doing nothing useful. Similar to skiving
What've you been doing all day, apart from tossing it off?
Tossing it off by VdiffDave July 30, 2007

Midget Tossing 

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.
Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"
Midget Tossing by Benge October 24, 2005

Tossing glitter 

When you cheat at Ingress, and have to run around saying "I'm a pretty pretty princess" while throwing off xmps.
That Algomerpyle is always tossing glitter whenever we're around.
Tossing glitter by UrbanIlluminati December 11, 2013

tossing fish 

An action indicating disapproval and usually outright judgment against the person on the receiving end.
He was standing calmly in his own backyard when suddenly he was slapped in the head with a “thwop” sound because his ex-wife was angrily tossing fish and she was not about to let up!
tossing fish by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020

jeff tassin 

Most likely a bald russian dad.
His dad is bald? He is definitely a jeff tassin.
jeff tassin by Zach Tassin September 20, 2019