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tossin' softies 

flacid, male ejaculation (involuntary pelvic thrusts may occur)
All up in da club, tossin' softies.

Tossing it off 

1 Often used in industry, refers to the act of appearing to be working when actually doing nothing useful. Similar to skiving
What've you been doing all day, apart from tossing it off?
Tossing it off by VdiffDave July 30, 2007

Midget Tossing 

To literally pick up a midget, or short person, and toss them as far as possible.
Sam picked up little Gino and threw him to Mike. "I love midget tossing!"
Midget Tossing by Benge October 24, 2005

Tossing glitter 

When you cheat at Ingress, and have to run around saying "I'm a pretty pretty princess" while throwing off xmps.
That Algomerpyle is always tossing glitter whenever we're around.
Tossing glitter by UrbanIlluminati December 11, 2013

tossing fish 

An action indicating disapproval and usually outright judgment against the person on the receiving end.
He was standing calmly in his own backyard when suddenly he was slapped in the head with a “thwop” sound because his ex-wife was angrily tossing fish and she was not about to let up!
tossing fish by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2020

jeff tassin 

Most likely a bald russian dad.
His dad is bald? He is definitely a jeff tassin.
jeff tassin by Zach Tassin September 20, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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