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1):(v)-A minuscule hit or scratch that looks seemingly harmless but turns out to be something that has immediately caused major damage.

2:(n)- A secretly powerful knick; A minor infliction that causes more damage than expected.
2) Simon Belmont's toenail tinsed the spikes, but he instantly died as a result of the minor wound.

2) A tinse from the his razor opened a gash in Tim's face that gushed with blood.
tinse by Optomon October 31, 2003

Shin Megami Tensei NINE 

Some Japanese Xbox game.
Gained popularity from the Youtube video "NINE is Terrifying" by Marsh, and the script of the video was turned into a copypasta within the Shin Megami Tensei community.
"Shin Megami Tensei NINE is a psychological horror game about a guy who gets attacked by a giant angry scrotum at a Taylor Swift concert, and then spends several months facing horrific hallucinations from the resulting PTSD."

-Marsh, 2020

Tactical Ab Tense 

Blowing all the air out of your lungs and tensing your abs as tightly as possible, to the point that you can barely speak. This is generally done at pool parties or the beach, in order to look like your waist is smaller and your body fat is lower than it actually is. This is particularly used by shirtless people when a photo is being taken of them or when their crush is nearby.
Greg: Dude do you want a beer
Terry (in a quiet, strained voice): Dude I can't talk, Jenny is over there so I'm pulling a tactical ab tense.
Tactical Ab Tense by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021

Tinder celebrity 

A tinder user who is famed and known to every male/female out for notoriously pursuing as many profiles as possible; simultaneously. They are often found to be deleting and reinstalling their profile in hopes of matching former left swipers. They blindly and furiously swipe right to every profile in a 160km radius, thus eventually gaining publicity amongst all tinder users and gaining tinder celebrity status.
"check out this guy I've been talking to, we might catch up for dinner"
"oh thats just jeff he's the biggest tinder celebrity and has hooked up with everyone in town."
Tinder celebrity by Amnesiac_ July 15, 2018

tinder fishing 

The activity of catch and release dating on tinder.

Technique involves right swiping multiple people and use of lures such as a dynamic profile combined with sexy, fun pictures to match and catch a date.

Once caught and after a brief encounter, the date is released and returned to the dating pool.
He/She hit a rare grand slam while tinder fishing and reeled in 3 dates in 24h.
tinder fishing by tacogirl.com April 1, 2017

tindernoia 

The paranoid feeling that everyone you see on the street you've recently seen on Tinder.
"Wait. Didn't we just see that chick on tinder?"
"Bro. You just have a case of tindernoia""

"I can't believe I just said that to this SLUT. I hope I never see her in real life."
"Psh. Whatever. Don't be tindernoid"
tindernoia by Mosses* May 7, 2013

tinder storming 

When you sit on tinder (or any other dating app) for hours to meet lots of prospective dates in the hope that some will actually meet you in person.
Dude, Jeremy went tinder storming last night and got three dates.
tinder storming by Octagon8 January 27, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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