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tindernoia 

The paranoid feeling that everyone you see on the street you've recently seen on Tinder.
"Wait. Didn't we just see that chick on tinder?"
"Bro. You just have a case of tindernoia""

"I can't believe I just said that to this SLUT. I hope I never see her in real life."
"Psh. Whatever. Don't be tindernoid"
tindernoia by Mosses* May 7, 2013
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Tindernitis

A condition characterized by painful stiffness and cramping of the hand and wrist as a result of the repeated swiping of the fingers while using a touch screen device, commonly associated with the online dating app, Tinder .
My friend went to the doctor's office and came back diagnosed with tindernitis.
Tindernitis by mynoduesp October 13, 2014

tindernitus 

To over exert one's thumb by madly swiping through tinder profiles. Injuries are usually triggered by break-ups or overconsumption of alcohol.
Douglas showed up to work Monday with a wicked case of tindernitus and possibly herpes.
tindernitus by JenfromBako March 3, 2015
A hot girl or guy you meet on Tinder.
1. Hey dude, what's up?
2. Not much. Just scored a hot Tinderoni last night!
1. What bro!? You never get any girls on Tinder! No way!
2. Yes way!
Tinderoni by Dexh December 24, 2016

beef Tinderoni

When you bang a horny Tinder girl, and you find out she's hiding meaty lips in her panties, otherwise known as beef curtains. Hence, beef Tinderoni.
Jenny was so hot in her Tinder pic. I swiped right so fast. When we met up, I felt some extra meat in her pants. Once she slid them panties off, BAM! Full-blown beef Tinderoni! Still ate it though.
beef Tinderoni by the gordano January 4, 2017

Tinderloin 

A prime piece of ass on Tinder.
Whoa! Look at her. Swipe right. She's a real Tinderloin.
Tinderloin by Drewdoo May 8, 2017

tinderopathy 

Synonymous to tinderitis but doesn't present any signs of inflammation
My index finger is all jacked up because of the tinderopathy I developed from swiping so many ladies.
tinderopathy by FoamRoll February 23, 2014
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