tingdick 

Very small penis with no balls, resembles a pencil.

Jonathan has a tingdick.

tingdick by david October 25, 2004

tinydickus 

A tinydickus is a microscopic dick.

GIRL 1: WOw is that Patrik I heard that he had a tinydickus.
GIRL 2: Really well that must be true if you say so.

tinydickus by anonymous January 25, 2022

Tinidick

A word for a tiny dick but you use it in text talk

E. G "hay M8 u gotta tinidick"

Tinidick by Mystic man🍆 June 12, 2018

Tindick 

When you're checking tinder and a dick just pops up.

Guy 1: I was checking tinder for some babes last night but then some huge ass dick popped up on my screen.
Guy 2: Guess you got Tindick-ed

Tindick by Mr.nj June 12, 2016

Tinydickboy 

A tiny dick white loser

Matt Simmons is such a tinydickboy! He’s pathetic

Tinydickboy by Tinydickboy June 14, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020