tinydickus 

A tinydickus is a microscopic dick.

GIRL 1: WOw is that Patrik I heard that he had a tinydickus.
GIRL 2: Really well that must be true if you say so.

tinydickus by anonymous January 25, 2022

tinydicmas 

Someone who has a tiny dick and has no friends

Pronounced - tiny-dick-mase

See that guy, he is a #tinydicmas

tinydicmas by Thirsty Camel November 2, 2017

virginius tiny dickus 

a closet gay stuck living in his parents basement spending more time looking at porn and playing computer games then actually interacting with real people accept for on the internet. has never gotten laid, not even by the family pet. VIRGIN despite expensive schooling and being surround by girls or guys depending on which side of the closet door he is on can never seem to get a date. when with other male friends jokes about shit and being gay are often tossed around in attempts to hide the fact that he is gay and has a shit fetish. often he replaces a significant other with technology by spending copious amounts of money on worthless pieces of technological crap! ie:computer shit, video and sound shit and telephony crap. tends to neglect his vehicle, gets into multiple crashes "not his fault" also has no mechanical understanding.

Geek, Gamer, Nerd, fag, loser, virgin, closet gay, momma's boy, chronic masturbater

virginius tiny dickus loves to watch gay porn and jack off after he has played hours of video games which he sucks at in the basement of his parents place where he lives.

virginius tiny dickus by 3 |^|^| 0 syndicate March 16, 2009

Tinydickboy 

A tiny dick white loser

Matt Simmons is such a tinydickboy! He’s pathetic

Tinydickboy by Tinydickboy June 14, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022