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Timetable 

One's schedule, list of prior engagements.
It's easy for me to follow him around because I know his timetable.
Timetable by excusemebutwutplz December 9, 2008

Timtacmtallmtalbimymaiagu 

This is more than a crush more that a like like more than a love baby imma make you mine and I ain’t giving up~ let it shine
Boy- I need to tell you something

Girl- what

Boy- timtacmtallmtalbimymaiagu
Girl- huh?
Boy- look it up dummy

Girl- I can’t find it

Boy- on urban dictionary duh
Girl- ohhhhh
Boy- yea
Girl-... I don’t think of you that way

Boy- oh it’s fine it was just a joke
(It wasn’t)
Boy- so wyd

Girl- *blocked*

Timetable rape 

What happens when a social retard (or social savant) has an uncanny knowledge on everything about your timetable and academic events. Thus, in the process violating your sense of academic privacy.
It can also extend to timetable/exams/test memory, where one would constantly remind you of the class(or tests/exams) that you will be having, thinking that for some unknown reason, you, the person whom the timetable is specifically for, would not know what class or important sac you might have. And then to complete the retardation process, they would comment on something else entirely unrelated. e.g. weather.
*not very close acquaintance* saying: "Hey, just thought it would be of a nice manner to remind you that you have an english test next. While i'm at it, let me remind you of how nice the weather is today."

Friend: "dude, that guy just totally timetable raped me."
Timetable rape by R U OKAY August 25, 2012

Timetabled 

When the person your dating schedules you in at very specific & or weird times, so that they can hookup with as many other people as possible.
Girl 1: So How are you feeling about being timetabled?

Girl 2: What does that even mean?

Girl 1: It's when a guy (or girl) puts you in a timetable so he can meet more girls.

Girl 2: Ugh no that's not happening to me!

Girl 1: You guys only meet on Tuesday at 3 pm. Which means he has timetabled you so he can also meet other girls at very specific times, just like he is doing to you.
Timetabled by renewed_mind May 15, 2020

Timtaoium 

When your chuncle uncles on your buncle.
Phattymar: Omar’s musty nut flick was uncling.
AsLmar: Timtaoium!
Timtaoium by Spedcock March 2, 2021

Timatabulas

When something is better then fantastic. A canadian god.
ALL HAIL TIMA! FOR SHE IS TIMATABULAS
Timatabulas by powerslappers February 2, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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