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Timetabled 

When the person your dating schedules you in at very specific & or weird times, so that they can hookup with as many other people as possible.
Girl 1: So How are you feeling about being timetabled?

Girl 2: What does that even mean?

Girl 1: It's when a guy (or girl) puts you in a timetable so he can meet more girls.

Girl 2: Ugh no that's not happening to me!

Girl 1: You guys only meet on Tuesday at 3 pm. Which means he has timetabled you so he can also meet other girls at very specific times, just like he is doing to you.
Timetabled by renewed_mind May 15, 2020
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Timetable 

One's schedule, list of prior engagements.
It's easy for me to follow him around because I know his timetable.
Timetable by excusemebutwutplz December 9, 2008

Timetable rape 

What happens when a social retard (or social savant) has an uncanny knowledge on everything about your timetable and academic events. Thus, in the process violating your sense of academic privacy.
It can also extend to timetable/exams/test memory, where one would constantly remind you of the class(or tests/exams) that you will be having, thinking that for some unknown reason, you, the person whom the timetable is specifically for, would not know what class or important sac you might have. And then to complete the retardation process, they would comment on something else entirely unrelated. e.g. weather.
*not very close acquaintance* saying: "Hey, just thought it would be of a nice manner to remind you that you have an english test next. While i'm at it, let me remind you of how nice the weather is today."

Friend: "dude, that guy just totally timetable raped me."
Timetable rape by R U OKAY August 25, 2012

Timetableable 

When a specific task (Eg. Class, Appointment, Module, Meeting etc.) can be put logically into a routine or schedule.
"He miss can I take English at college this year? Is it timetableable?"

"I'll go get my diary and see if your proposed meeting is timetableable."

"I'd go to the Gym, but it's just not timetableable."
Timetableable by Nora Eggbert August 19, 2009

Timeable 

You can make it within a specific amount of time.
''Hey, do you think we can make it in 5 minutes?''

''Yeah, it's timeable!''
Timeable by Love Yoongi May 29, 2018

Timefables 

Bus schedules that are utter crap
"Craig have you seen our bus schedules?!" Yeah man the 437 is shot to shit. They're timefables"
Timefables by Lynnie the loser December 6, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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