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An attractive and hot man with atom-like dick. Usually have a girlfriend that always wanna suck his dick. He has a friend called Tommy. Why? People with em the same traits always fall into each other.

Whenever someone wants to humiliate one’s dick, they will say ‘ Tommy ur dick is so Timmous’.

‘Look! That’s how come the boy has such timmous dick!’

timmous by Timmmouslikehotgirl November 22, 2021

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Titmouse

Neither a tit, nor a mouse. It's a bird believe it or not.

Is that a titmouse?

Titmouse by Hastagyolol'egg November 5, 2017

Related Words

timmous • titmouse • Timbous • Timeous • timious • Timmons • Timmonsville • Awkward Titmouse • Jim Titmouse • mary timmons

Titmouse

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.

Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.

Titmouse by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008

Rusty Titmouse

When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.

Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.

Rusty Titmouse by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009

chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)

I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

chasing the titmouse by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006

titmouse

A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.

The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.

"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."

titmouse by Matt[O] September 24, 2005

Timmons

A ninja who likes baking pumpkin cookies and long walks on the beach.
Can be invisible.

Yu should've tried Timmons's cookies, she is a ninja

Timmons by mandmt November 9, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026