Timmons 

A ninja who likes baking pumpkin cookies and long walks on the beach.
Can be invisible.

Yu should've tried Timmons's cookies, she is a ninja

Timmons by mandmt November 9, 2009

mary timmons 

A girl who reads people's minds and is very awkward and insecure. She is very dedicated to whatever she does and is a great friend. People love her smile but she doesn't. She feels incomplete and worthless but isn't. She laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. And he's teased about everything he does. You would want Mary as friend.

Danggg Mary Timmons is really awkward

mary timmons by My mom is rad January 1, 2014

Willow Timmons 

She loves Aiden Lane

Willow Timmons:I LOVE AIDEN OMG

Willow Timmons by joeeee Mammmmmaaaa November 7, 2019

Timmins

The small town in the middle of nowhere where it goes from 30c to -20c in a matter of 1 week in October. Fall and Spring are pretty much non-existent in Timmins. Also, it is full of drug addicts and porn stars. We also have shit news tv channels so we watch news from down south and we envy the warm temperature of "Sub-North Bay" temperatures. Global warming has no affect here, it still has been the same temperatures literally forever. It's like a slightly less cold Siberia. Also potholes appear constantly and are never fixed.

Where do you live?
Timmins.
Where?

Timmins by bradeblo3 November 20, 2018

TomMonster 

1. (N) A mythical creature.

2. (N) Demonic Apparition

3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."

They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."

If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.

4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"

5. (N) Missing Link

6. (N) Rapist

See also: "Uncle Tom"

See also: "T.M.A."

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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?

Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?

Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.

Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.

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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.

Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.

TomMonster by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009

Timmins

A fucking small ass town which is filled with drug addicts and porn. If you life in this town you are a fag.

Man I hate living in Timmins

Timmins by NOLIFENERd June 3, 2014

Timonster 

a fish who likes to say lmao a lot

-define Timonster

Timonster by Timonster March 22, 2021