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timeflation

A significant loss of limited time, resulting from things taking excessively longer than they should, usually caused by people or businesses seeking to rip off and/or profit in overcompensation for the recent economic inflation
"It seems that almost every time I go to Food Lion, they "accidentally on purpose" overcharge me for posted sale items. Then when I approach customer service about the overcharge, they take their good ol sweet time making me wait around to get it corrected, wasting my time, when time is worth money to me, the ultimate act of timeflation."

"He is purposely shirking his responsibilities, costing me precious time, in turn costing me time I could be out earning money...what an ahole to cause me such immense timeflation."

"I never seem to ever get as much done in a period of time as I should, despite working harder than ever... timeflation."
by Sloan Petersen January 26, 2025
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titelation

titelation = "tit elation", ie, the joy a man feels when he sees a beautiful set of bOObies.
TITELATION:
Nipsey Russell was totally titelated when Pamela let him do an Etch-A-Sketch and then suck on her nips. He was Nipspinnin'!
by Bar Bare-All Eden June 11, 2006
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tipflation

The phenomenon of tipping becoming increasingly widespread and expensive (in terms of acceptable percentage).
The workes on my burrito place make $15 an hour but still ask for tips. I feel pressured to give them 25%. Tipflation is out of control.
by dro85 April 2, 2023
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Timmylations 1:1

man i hate dat bitch she a pain in the ass, im thinking of fuckin a new one

: nah bro same zobor different color
Timmylations 1:1 can be used in any circumstance
by Timmylations🙏🏾 December 1, 2021
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Timerbation

The act of masturbation performed by the skillful masturbationist, Tim
You: Did you timerbate last night?
Tim: Hell yeah I did, I love timerbation
by AnonDismiss March 12, 2019
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Tipflation

The trend of men saying they only want to put the tip of their penis in their partner's vagina ("just the tip") only to put the entire penis inside in hopes of convincing their partner to full on sexual intercourse.
Stacy: Johnny is such an asshole. I told him he could put only the tip in and he shoved his whole dick in me.

Becky: Goddamn tipflation.
by EndingDestiny October 25, 2023
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Tixflation

The effect of resellers on ticket prices across Canada.

The term was coined by Coors Light, in a campaign to ‘Fix Tixflation’ and make concert experiences accessible again. The brand is rescuing overpriced and in-demand concert tickets from verified resellers and putting them back into the hands of Canadian music lovers coast to coast. Learn more at fixtixflation.ca
In a highly competitive resale market, caused by 'Tixflation', securing tickets has become out of reach for many Canadian music lovers.

As a result of 'Tixflation', Coors Light has found that 3 out of 4 Canadians 19+ agree it’s harder than ever to get concert tickets, while 60% believe they can’t even afford to see their favourite artists perform.

To combat 'Tixflation', Coors Light is offering fans a chance to get their hands on coveted tickets at fixtixflation.ca during select summer 2024 dates.
by user062424 June 24, 2024
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