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timeflation 

A significant loss of limited time, resulting from things taking excessively longer than they should, usually caused by people or businesses seeking to rip off and/or profit in overcompensation for the recent economic inflation
"It seems that almost every time I go to Food Lion, they "accidentally on purpose" overcharge me for posted sale items. Then when I approach customer service about the overcharge, they take their good ol sweet time making me wait around to get it corrected, wasting my time, when time is worth money to me, the ultimate act of timeflation."

"He is purposely shirking his responsibilities, costing me precious time, in turn costing me time I could be out earning money...what an ahole to cause me such immense timeflation."

"I never seem to ever get as much done in a period of time as I should, despite working harder than ever... timeflation."
timeflation by Sloan Petersen January 26, 2025
Words you can keep

titelation 

titelation = "tit elation", ie, the joy a man feels when he sees a beautiful set of bOObies.
TITELATION:
Nipsey Russell was totally titelated when Pamela let him do an Etch-A-Sketch and then suck on her nips. He was Nipspinnin'!
titelation by Bar Bare-All Eden June 11, 2006

tipflation

The phenomenon of tipping becoming increasingly widespread and expensive (in terms of acceptable percentage).
The workes on my burrito place make $15 an hour but still ask for tips. I feel pressured to give them 25%. Tipflation is out of control.
tipflation by dro85 April 2, 2023

Timmylations 1:1

man i hate dat bitch she a pain in the ass, im thinking of fuckin a new one

: nah bro same zobor different color
Timmylations 1:1 can be used in any circumstance

Timerbation 

The act of masturbation performed by the skillful masturbationist, Tim
You: Did you timerbate last night?
Tim: Hell yeah I did, I love timerbation
Timerbation by AnonDismiss March 12, 2019

Tipflation

The trend of men saying they only want to put the tip of their penis in their partner's vagina ("just the tip") only to put the entire penis inside in hopes of convincing their partner to full on sexual intercourse.
Stacy: Johnny is such an asshole. I told him he could put only the tip in and he shoved his whole dick in me.

Becky: Goddamn tipflation.
Tipflation by EndingDestiny October 25, 2023

Tixflation 

The effect of resellers on ticket prices across Canada.

The term was coined by Coors Light, in a campaign to ‘Fix Tixflation’ and make concert experiences accessible again. The brand is rescuing overpriced and in-demand concert tickets from verified resellers and putting them back into the hands of Canadian music lovers coast to coast. Learn more at fixtixflation.ca
In a highly competitive resale market, caused by 'Tixflation', securing tickets has become out of reach for many Canadian music lovers.

As a result of 'Tixflation', Coors Light has found that 3 out of 4 Canadians 19+ agree it’s harder than ever to get concert tickets, while 60% believe they can’t even afford to see their favourite artists perform.

To combat 'Tixflation', Coors Light is offering fans a chance to get their hands on coveted tickets at fixtixflation.ca during select summer 2024 dates.
Tixflation by user062424 June 24, 2024
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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