timeflation 

A significant loss of limited time, resulting from things taking excessively longer than they should, usually caused by people or businesses seeking to rip off and/or profit in overcompensation for the recent economic inflation

"It seems that almost every time I go to Food Lion, they "accidentally on purpose" overcharge me for posted sale items. Then when I approach customer service about the overcharge, they take their good ol sweet time making me wait around to get it corrected, wasting my time, when time is worth money to me, the ultimate act of timeflation."

"He is purposely shirking his responsibilities, costing me precious time, in turn costing me time I could be out earning money...what an ahole to cause me such immense timeflation."

"I never seem to ever get as much done in a period of time as I should, despite working harder than ever... timeflation."

timeflation by Sloan Petersen January 26, 2025

Timeflation

The sense that time just goes by too quickly. What used to be an hour now seems a mere fraction of it. Tempus fugit, as the saying goes. The year just whizzes by. Maybe a tear in the space-time continuum caused by CERN is to blame, or maybe we're just getting older and one day is the numerator over a denominator that, as it gets bigger, causes the sense of time to shrink and feel shorter. When you're 10, the perception of one day is 1/(365x10); but when you're 50, the perception of one day is 1/(365x50), which is a much smaller fraction, causing timeflation.

Live in the "here and now" and enjoy every moment because as you get older you become more sensitive to the impact of timeflation.

Timeflation by TheGideonLion September 28, 2026

titelation 

titelation = "tit elation", ie, the joy a man feels when he sees a beautiful set of bOObies.

TITELATION:
Nipsey Russell was totally titelated when Pamela let him do an Etch-A-Sketch and then suck on her nips. He was Nipspinnin'!

titelation by Bar Bare-All Eden June 11, 2006

tipflation

The phenomenon of tipping becoming increasingly widespread and expensive (in terms of acceptable percentage).

The workes on my burrito place make $15 an hour but still ask for tips. I feel pressured to give them 25%. Tipflation is out of control.

tipflation by dro85 April 2, 2023

Timmylations 1:1

man i hate dat bitch she a pain in the ass, im thinking of fuckin a new one

: nah bro same zobor different color

Timmylations 1:1 can be used in any circumstance

Timmylations 1:1 by Timmylations🙏🏾 December 1, 2021

Timerbation 

The act of masturbation performed by the skillful masturbationist, Tim

You: Did you timerbate last night?
Tim: Hell yeah I did, I love timerbation

Timerbation by AnonDismiss March 12, 2019

Tipflation

The trend of men saying they only want to put the tip of their penis in their partner's vagina ("just the tip") only to put the entire penis inside in hopes of convincing their partner to full on sexual intercourse.

Stacy: Johnny is such an asshole. I told him he could put only the tip in and he shoved his whole dick in me.

Becky: Goddamn tipflation.

Tipflation by EndingDestiny October 25, 2023