Timerbation 

The act of masturbation performed by the skillful masturbationist, Tim

You: Did you timerbate last night?
Tim: Hell yeah I did, I love timerbation

Timerbation by AnonDismiss March 12, 2019

timeflation 

A significant loss of limited time, resulting from things taking excessively longer than they should, usually caused by people or businesses seeking to rip off and/or profit in overcompensation for the recent economic inflation

"It seems that almost every time I go to Food Lion, they "accidentally on purpose" overcharge me for posted sale items. Then when I approach customer service about the overcharge, they take their good ol sweet time making me wait around to get it corrected, wasting my time, when time is worth money to me, the ultimate act of timeflation."

"He is purposely shirking his responsibilities, costing me precious time, in turn costing me time I could be out earning money...what an ahole to cause me such immense timeflation."

"I never seem to ever get as much done in a period of time as I should, despite working harder than ever... timeflation."

timeflation by Sloan Petersen January 26, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008