Timerbation 

The act of masturbation performed by the skillful masturbationist, Tim

You: Did you timerbate last night?
Tim: Hell yeah I did, I love timerbation

Timerbation by AnonDismiss March 12, 2019

timeflation 

A significant loss of limited time, resulting from things taking excessively longer than they should, usually caused by people or businesses seeking to rip off and/or profit in overcompensation for the recent economic inflation

"It seems that almost every time I go to Food Lion, they "accidentally on purpose" overcharge me for posted sale items. Then when I approach customer service about the overcharge, they take their good ol sweet time making me wait around to get it corrected, wasting my time, when time is worth money to me, the ultimate act of timeflation."

"He is purposely shirking his responsibilities, costing me precious time, in turn costing me time I could be out earning money...what an ahole to cause me such immense timeflation."

"I never seem to ever get as much done in a period of time as I should, despite working harder than ever... timeflation."

timeflation by Sloan Petersen January 26, 2025