timecock

When a guy knows he’ll get laid at some time during the night, he’s biding time by punching the timecock.

I know I’m getting laid tonight, I’m just punching the timecock.

timecock by Secondhandjanman December 8, 2019

tiemcock 

The penis of a Time Lord. Most commonly used to refer to the interdimensional and time traveling peen of the Doctor or the Master. Some can argue that Capt. Jack has a tiemcock, but this is wrong, he has a tiemagentcock.

Jack Harkness wants the tiemcock something fierce.

It's long been rumoured that the Doctor wants some serious tiemcock from the Master.

tiemcock by Raevyn Lovel November 14, 2007

Timelock 

to disspell flatulence in an elevator without regard for the next occupant; thereby, trapping the person, or timelocking him or her, in the there with the fart.

OH NO! I've been timelocked in this elevator for the next 10 floors!

Timelock by miracleman1234 April 28, 2009

Timeclock Email 

When a super-keener at work sends an email to a co-worker or boss to show how late they've stayed at work. The content of the email is usually non-essential or downright frivolous.

Email sent at 6:45- "Hi Boss, just an update on the to-do list you gave me - it's now complete" "Thanks for the Timeclock Email underling."

Timeclock Email by Leafsblowgoats July 30, 2010

Timelock 

when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history

Parent: "Who are you going to see play tonight?"
Kid: "Frenzal Rhomb"
Parent: "I've never heard of them"
Kid: "That's cause you're timelocked in the 70s"

Dude: "She's wearing leg warmers?"
Girl: "Yeah, she's in a 80s timelock"

Timelock by SanSabina January 14, 2013

time cock paradox 

A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.

"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."

"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."

time cock paradox by Waterproofclad September 7, 2012

prime time cock block 

An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.

I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.

CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.

Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.

prime time cock block by tittyboner169 February 23, 2010