timecock
When a guy knows he’ll get laid at some time during the night, he’s biding time by punching the timecock.
timecock by Secondhandjanman December 8, 2019
Words you can keep
tiemcock
The penis of a Time Lord. Most commonly used to refer to the interdimensional and time traveling peen of the Doctor or the Master. Some can argue that Capt. Jack has a tiemcock, but this is wrong, he has a tiemagentcock.
Jack Harkness wants the tiemcock something fierce.
It's long been rumoured that the Doctor wants some serious tiemcock from the Master.
It's long been rumoured that the Doctor wants some serious tiemcock from the Master.
tiemcock by Raevyn Lovel November 14, 2007
Related Words
Timelock
to disspell flatulence in an elevator without regard for the next occupant; thereby, trapping the person, or timelocking him or her, in the there with the fart.
Timelock by miracleman1234 April 28, 2009
Timeclock Email
When a super-keener at work sends an email to a co-worker or boss to show how late they've stayed at work. The content of the email is usually non-essential or downright frivolous.
Email sent at 6:45- "Hi Boss, just an update on the to-do list you gave me - it's now complete" "Thanks for the Timeclock Email underling."
Timeclock Email by Leafsblowgoats July 30, 2010
Timelock
when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history
time cock paradox
A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.
"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."
"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."
"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."
time cock paradox by Waterproofclad September 7, 2012
prime time cock block
I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.
CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.
Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.
CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.
Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.
prime time cock block by tittyboner169 February 23, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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