timecock

When a guy knows he’ll get laid at some time during the night, he’s biding time by punching the timecock.

I know I’m getting laid tonight, I’m just punching the timecock.

by Secondhandjanman December 09, 2019

Highsolation

Elevated state of mind while responsibly self-quarantined for Coronavirus

We’ve been in highsolation the last 14 days riding out this damn virus

by Secondhandjanman March 18, 2020

COVerload

The over saturation of information and news reporting Of COVID-19.

I had to turn of the TV and take a walk - I was in COVerload.

by Secondhandjanman April 18, 2020