tiemcock 

The penis of a Time Lord. Most commonly used to refer to the interdimensional and time traveling peen of the Doctor or the Master. Some can argue that Capt. Jack has a tiemcock, but this is wrong, he has a tiemagentcock.

Jack Harkness wants the tiemcock something fierce.

It's long been rumoured that the Doctor wants some serious tiemcock from the Master.

tiemcock by Raevyn Lovel November 14, 2007

timecock

When a guy knows he’ll get laid at some time during the night, he’s biding time by punching the timecock.

I know I’m getting laid tonight, I’m just punching the timecock.

timecock by Secondhandjanman December 8, 2019