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A tilko is a new clothing line made up of a toga and a kilt!
Never fuck with a man wearing a tilko throwing holy water on you! Never!
tilko by King_Crimson769 May 27, 2007
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A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019
Related Words
tilko tiko talko Telkom tilo Tildo Tilk tildon Tilok Raj tiloot
when you misspell TikTok and write it as Titkok, which sounds too much like tit-cock.
Person A: hey do you have titkok?
Person B: what? a tit cock?
Perosn A: no shit, a TikTok
titkok by marcheigh February 1, 2021
S.A. Version of a crackhead, relentless, drug addict, crazy... The normal shit you find in addicts.
Daai man is 'n tikkop, hy is Mal.
tikkop by ThaSauceKid🥶😈 June 9, 2020
n. a strange, curious man-child. his appearance resembles that of the offspring that may occur from a Mexican & a prosimian making the sex with one another. he maintains an odd intellect that includes a well rounded knowledge of computers, firearms, cameras, movie films and techno music, among other hobbies & topics. he is extremely friendly but can also be a bit touchy-feely so a learned distance in social situations comes in useful. however, the Tirko is unrivaled in his loyalty to others and can be a true companion for life.

his behavior is typically marked by inappropriate comments, often sexual or violent in content, and can be seen climbing edifices and/or rocks in nature while stoned.
ie: Shu: whoa, did you see that Mexican Monkey climbing that Barnes & Noble yelling out obscenities and taking pictures while blasting techno music?!

Head: yea, what on God's green earth was that?

Shu: shhhh, i think it was the Tirko. if we're quiet, he wont molest us.
Tirko by shuski December 16, 2009

Lily Tilton 

Usually a very normal looking girl. Although lily is a type of flower and plant, this lily is a blonde woman (mostly).

Lily Tilton is also an actress lesser known, in a few low budget movies.

Lily Tilton is also a complete bitch, who doesnt give a fuck about anyone but herself.
Ohh i heard Lily Tilton was in that.

Did you hear what Lily said?
Lily Tilton by Jackwack3 December 13, 2010
One who is greatly loved, revered, respected and admired. A great man.
"i'm tired of that man thinking he's a tiko or something"
tiko by bottom October 4, 2005
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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