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Tihon is a funny guy who loves his pig hat and is really fucking fabulous, he hates swears and usually says "language". He is known as an "absolute darn bloody cake eating fopdoodle monkey tyrannosaurus-pleb" in his friend group, everyone loves him and he can be the heart and soul of the group. He is also one of the wierdest.
Josh: Fuck
Jacob: Language
Josh: Don't be a Tihon
tihon by PsychoJadone July 13, 2017
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The one that's way too innocent and doesn't understand any innuendo's but hates swearing and having a good time with friends
Tihon is such a great guy
Tihon by Demonwolf July 13, 2017
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The most revolting item of undergarmentage on the planet. This foul piece of grey polyester was worn by gay artist Briggsy for his yearlong tour of South American leper colonies. During this time the unwashed one rogered the suppurating sores of over 2000 lepers whilst wearing the thong. On his return to London he finally removed the thong at a press conference and announced he would be exhibiting it at Tate Modern. It was subsequently bought at auction by a collector for £5,000,000.
Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.
Briggsy's Thong by Turd Man August 3, 2009

thong swallower 

An ass so big and/or round, from behind it isn't apparent that they are wearing a thong at all.
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-"I know, it must be a thong swallower."

Póg mo thón 

Irish or Scots Gaelic for: Kiss my ass
A stand alone sentence: "Póg mo thón!"
Póg mo thón by Bad Haggis August 21, 2003

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A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda
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thonking 

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