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tiebroker 

A corporate drone in a senior position of a corporation who does not add value to the company, but is paid excessively for just showing up.
Those tiebrokers at Roblox are clueless that their nearsightedness will eventually drive the company into bankruptcy.
tiebroker by Muons July 2, 2023

hotter mom tiebreaker 

Strategic mechanism used by male coaches of youth sports to choose between two or more players who are athletically equal. Often abbreviated as H.M.T.
The rest of the kids available in the rec league basketball draft are all horrible players; we'll have to go to the hotter mom tiebreaker to make our pick.
hotter mom tiebreaker by cdh121 January 31, 2012

Texas Tiebreaker

A sexual act where a Male takes a shit and piss on the partner's chest and thighs, they then begin to squat down and crow like a rooster. You then tie a cord to the legs and threaten your partner with shitting in their mouth for them to break the cord.
"aww dude, i realllly need a texas tiebreaker!"
"agreed dawg"
"get the cord."
Texas Tiebreaker by gloobi November 1, 2025