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This word, often used in relation to the act of stealing a glass of water, spitting in it, and telling the victim that it is soda/carbonated water, has two meanings. One, the act of which I previously stated. Two is a state of mind, where you believe anything you hear for 5 seconds, but after that duration, all masturbation will feel 2 times better. (According to recent studies.)
To achieve glombornicatus, you have to chug 3 cans of Pibb Xtra. No other liquid will suffice. After doing so, you have to eat 13 corndogs in 5 minutes, after doing both steps, you have to have iron will, and not vomit. If you succeed, then you will achieve Glombornicatus.
To achieve glombornicatus, you have to chug 3 cans of Pibb Xtra. No other liquid will suffice. After doing so, you have to eat 13 corndogs in 5 minutes, after doing both steps, you have to have iron will, and not vomit. If you succeed, then you will achieve Glombornicatus.
by gloobi February 26, 2025
Get the Glombornicatus mug.A sexual act where a Male takes a shit and piss on the partner's chest and thighs, they then begin to squat down and crow like a rooster. You then tie a cord to the legs and threaten your partner with shitting in their mouth for them to break the cord.
by gloobi November 1, 2025
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