tidiot
tidiot by Laurie Lancaster November 29, 2010
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titiot savant
a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.
Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.
titiot savant by theinstigator December 15, 2013
toidiot
A toidiot or twidiot is a person that writes utterly foolish or senseless crap on the internet especially on twitter and facebook or any other social networking site.
toidiot by The Check Writer July 27, 2009
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titiot by ChantryKnight May 17, 2015
Twidiot
I took Bob off my twitter email alerts, because he twitters about everything, every second. Honestly, do I need to know when he's taking a dump? He's a straight up twidiot.
Tridiot
1. An idiot that trolls along.
2. Someone or something that is particularly stupid or ridiculous.
3. A descendent of the 'Kent' family but only when associated with the names Daniel, Danny or Dan.
2. Someone or something that is particularly stupid or ridiculous.
3. A descendent of the 'Kent' family but only when associated with the names Daniel, Danny or Dan.
Twidiot
A Twidiot is a person who uses Twitter in foolish, immature, and counter-productive ways. A Twidiot may use Twitter to harass, intimidate or bully others, spread false or misleading information, rant and rage at people with different viewpoints, or repeatedly cast blame for his or her own mistakes.
The CEO behaved like a TWIDIOT when he denigrated his subordinates in his daily early morning tweets.