When someone asks you stupid/annoying questions (ones no one really cares about in 99.9% of cases) just to make a conversation.
John: brb dinner
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<John is now online>
Sarah: So how was dinner? :)
John: Gooood, thanks?
Sarah: That's good, That's good :)
Sarah: So what did you have?? :)
<John is now offline>
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<John is now online>
Sarah: So you never told me what you had for dinner yesterday :P :)
<John is now offline>
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John: man, sarah is making such tedious convo, its so annoying, like seriously
Alex: lol tell her to find a hobby
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!