thurling

A person who is the epitome of awesome

I wish I was a thurling

thurling by Archer10001110101 November 8, 2017

Turlington 

Possibly the funniest recurring character on American Dad. Voiced by Forest Whitaker, Turlington is a detective of various employers who speaks in a very low voice and is suspicious of nearly everyone. A running gag is that he is slow to react and forgetful of trivial items, which pertain no usefulness whatsoever to his investigation, allowing suspects to get rid of any incriminating evidence. He is also seen often during a time of distress or extreme relief engaging in a sorrowful, half-sobbing dialogue with one of his dead parents. Episodes of Turlington's apearence include: Chimdale, Live and Let Fry, and Meter Made.

Turlington: Mama? If you can hear me mama? It's Daniel. I WANT THAT SANDWICH!

Turlington by Noumena July 4, 2011

thugling

Teen or pre-teen gangster "wannabees", typically found in suburban malls instead of truly dangerous neighborhoods. Products of too much MTV2 and too little common sense.
With any luck, most of them will trip down a flight of stairs on their baggy pants and break their necks instead of further infecting society by reproducing.

Tell the manager of The Gap that a herd of thuglings just left the food court and are headed her way!

thugling by CrazyFingers January 26, 2005

Homo Thuglings 

A group of young homosexual thugs. One must watch out, for they are extremely dangerous. Not only do you have to worry about getting a beat down, but also getting fucked while down.

Early warning signs of homo thuglings approaching you include:
Baggy gangster clothes and du-rags, combined with holding hands with other members, and giggling. Kissing is also a give away.

If you spot them before they spot you, hide in an alley, or a bush, or use a Houdini hider.

Stay safe!

The following sentence is being recited in this almost victim's head.

Dude: Oh shit! 10 homo thuglings coming my way, shit did they see me?
pheww they didn't...good, I'll use the Houdini hider, just in time!!

Homo Thuglings by snipedogg June 2, 2010

Thuringian Tower 

The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.

In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.

The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.

Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.

Thuringian Tower by Jinonice Library Man August 13, 2022

turlingdrome. 

Yet another classic word from the genius of Douglas Adams (read the books if you haven't already). "Turlingdrome" is a word known throughout the Galaxy as a grave insult, equalling the insulting insultiveness of such words as "swut" and "joojooflop." Thankfully, however, it doesn't even come CLOSE to that deadliest of all words: "Belgium."

Enlightened HG2G Reader: "See that guy over there? He's never even picked up the Hitchhiker's Guide, the turlingdrome. He probably doesn't even have a towel."

Random Unenlightened Non-HG2G Reader: "Er, pardon me, but what the hell did you just say?"

turlingdrome. by A whelk July 8, 2006

christy turlington 

Christy Turlington is one of the most beautiful souls to ever walk this Earth. One of the original 'Supermodels' of the 1990's (along with Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour and Kate Moss) she has graced over 500 magazine covers, numerous music videos, and demonstrated to the world that a career in fashion modeling need not lead to drug abuse, sexual promiscuity, scandal or self-destruction. By all accounts Christy Turlington is a loving mother (to daughter Grace and son Finn), wife (to filmmaker/actor Edward Burns) and advocate of spiritual awareness (born a Catholic she's also become a voice for Yoga) and social betterment (giving time and energy for many social issues beside friend Bono of U2). She's a joy and an inspiration to millions of fans and admirers, and typifies both beauty on the outside and beauty on the inside.

"She is a spiritus mundi, a soul spun of stardust, but it's what's inside that shines. She's a real Christy Turlington."

christy turlington by tabula rasa October 28, 2006