thuling 

to fool around with your male reproductive member (i.e. gooning) until your penile muscles start bleeding.

Keyden: “Dude Marlon-san I tried gooning yesterday you were right”

Marlegro: “Aye my nigga thuling is the new meta now”

thuling by NoWayAroundIt May 13, 2024

thugling

Teen or pre-teen gangster "wannabees", typically found in suburban malls instead of truly dangerous neighborhoods. Products of too much MTV2 and too little common sense.
With any luck, most of them will trip down a flight of stairs on their baggy pants and break their necks instead of further infecting society by reproducing.

Tell the manager of The Gap that a herd of thuglings just left the food court and are headed her way!

thugling by CrazyFingers January 26, 2005

Homo Thuglings 

A group of young homosexual thugs. One must watch out, for they are extremely dangerous. Not only do you have to worry about getting a beat down, but also getting fucked while down.

Early warning signs of homo thuglings approaching you include:
Baggy gangster clothes and du-rags, combined with holding hands with other members, and giggling. Kissing is also a give away.

If you spot them before they spot you, hide in an alley, or a bush, or use a Houdini hider.

Stay safe!

The following sentence is being recited in this almost victim's head.

Dude: Oh shit! 10 homo thuglings coming my way, shit did they see me?
pheww they didn't...good, I'll use the Houdini hider, just in time!!

Homo Thuglings by snipedogg June 2, 2010

Thuringian Tower 

The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.

In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.

The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.

Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.

Thuringian Tower by Jinonice Library Man August 13, 2022

Thuringowa State HighSchool 

Thuringowa state high school also known as gowa is a school mainly filled with stoners and girls with multiple hair colours. Thuringowa is located in Townsville and is in the ghetto region of the town. This school is whack.

“That silly fulla goes to Thuringowa State HighSchool”

Thuringowa State HighSchool by Wongeye March 12, 2021

ThuLinh 

Sexy, Asian goddess, master,beautiful, intelligent

That Dj was such a ThuLinh, she makes me want to go to Asia!

ThuLinh by Mingle December 19, 2007

Thlinger 

verb- lingering/hanging out late at night, especially when intoxicated, with 2 others or a couple in the hopes of a threesome.

"Hey babe, did you get the feeling Regina was thlingering last night? She just didn't seem to want to leave and it was like 5 in the morning."

Thlinger by Mangina Tampon September 10, 2013