The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.
In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle
woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On
top of her is the second
woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle
woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the
woman beneath her, the top
woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.
The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
Dude! I went to visit
my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the
top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two
people involved were super annoyed with her.