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thunderturd 

A type of large Ford coupe made off and on between the mid-1950's and mid 2000's
A 1994 Ford Thunderturd with cold A/C and power everything.
thunderturd by boobla boobla September 12, 2009

thunderturds 

A unique defecation situation which is characterized by the rapid release of waste from the person's bowels-due to abnormal relaxation of the intestinal muscles, a chemical inbalance in the intestines and surplus gas buildup.

Due to the rapid release of fecal matter from the bowels, the proverbial plug of this high-pressure system is removed. What ensues is a wildcat release of pressure which is manifested in the form of flatulence that is extraordinarily foul, putrid and in most cases, loud.
"Thunderturds. Because after a lightning, there's thunder."

"This is the Center for Disease Control, Johnston's got thunderturds again, quarantine the area."

Thundercord 

When an electric guitar or two electric guitars such as in the case of Lynard Skynard have distortion turned on and are playing the same note, normally the 3rd or 5th note of the scale at the exact same time but at different octives. This of course causes a goose bumpy sensation.
An example is in the chorus of more than a feeling. Boston uses alot of thunder chords. Also in Boys Are Back In Town, the repetitive guitar lick is a grouping of thundercords.
Thundercord by Joe Jaeger April 28, 2008

Thunderbird 

Pseudo syncope
When approached in an awkward situation fake unconsciousness.

Smokey--copyright 2017
"Smokey, please don't thunderbird her again."
"Smokey, she is coming back thunderbird!"
Thunderbird by Smokey/Thunderbird August 29, 2017

Thunderfury 

Sword used to be the ultimate troll and start crazy spamming in World of Warcraft.
Me: Did someone say Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?

Other guy: Fuck off troll.
Thunderfury by somebadassguy April 25, 2011

Thunderpudd 

Legendary online persona of an avid video game enthusiast and online gaming journalist. He is also known for his immeasurable wit and charisma and generally being all around more awesome than everyone else. Remember kids it's not arrogant if it's true. In addition he has been a major advocate in the proliferation of inappropriate humor at his day job, a process that has been long and hard... TWSS
see also awesome sauce as alternate definition of Thunderpudd
Thunderpudd by thunderpudd July 11, 2010