thunderturds 

A unique defecation situation which is characterized by the rapid release of waste from the person's bowels-due to abnormal relaxation of the intestinal muscles, a chemical inbalance in the intestines and surplus gas buildup.

Due to the rapid release of fecal matter from the bowels, the proverbial plug of this high-pressure system is removed. What ensues is a wildcat release of pressure which is manifested in the form of flatulence that is extraordinarily foul, putrid and in most cases, loud.

"Thunderturds. Because after a lightning, there's thunder."

"This is the Center for Disease Control, Johnston's got thunderturds again, quarantine the area."

thunderturds by JismJuice2000 May 7, 2004

thunderturds 

Defecation accompanied by loud and evil-smelling flatulence.

Stay out of the toilet for a while folks, Kevin's got thunderturds again.

thunderturds by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

thunderturds 

Nuggets that are so hard to get out, one must let out a thundurous roar to help the nuggets fly from ones ass

Damn, joe must have the thunderturds cuz he is yellin!

thunderturds by THAPOOPMASTA February 16, 2004

thunderturds 

A shit that uses as much force as thunder, and sounds like thunder.

Jamies had a thunderturd.

thunderturds by cartman5000 August 11, 2004

Thundertard 

A person whose retardation level is so far beyond regular retardation levels that it is as obvious and unquestionable as thunder.

He slapped a gorilla while wearing a sombrero and pushing a baby in a shopping cart and smoking? What a thundertard!

Thundertard by Thugbug April 21, 2014

Thunderbirds

Action Puppet Show Which was later made in to a movie

Liam and Noel Gallagher of Oasis each took turns to appear as Parker ,Lady Penelopes Chaufeur.
Yeaah! baby Thunderbirds Roolz!

Thunderbirds by The UrbanDick July 6, 2006

thunderturkey 

A V-8 thunderbird

aV-6 Thunderbird is a thunderchicken because it has a smaller motor
and a v8 Thunderbird is known as a thunderturkey because it has more power than a v6 like a turkey vs a chicken and a thundershit is a car with either motor /tranny combination that bas blown up or quit working all together

thunderturkey by thundershit November 16, 2010