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Thunderpudd 

Legendary online persona of an avid video game enthusiast and online gaming journalist. He is also known for his immeasurable wit and charisma and generally being all around more awesome than everyone else. Remember kids it's not arrogant if it's true. In addition he has been a major advocate in the proliferation of inappropriate humor at his day job, a process that has been long and hard... TWSS
see also awesome sauce as alternate definition of Thunderpudd
Thunderpudd by thunderpudd July 11, 2010
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thunderturds 

A unique defecation situation which is characterized by the rapid release of waste from the person's bowels-due to abnormal relaxation of the intestinal muscles, a chemical inbalance in the intestines and surplus gas buildup.

Due to the rapid release of fecal matter from the bowels, the proverbial plug of this high-pressure system is removed. What ensues is a wildcat release of pressure which is manifested in the form of flatulence that is extraordinarily foul, putrid and in most cases, loud.
"Thunderturds. Because after a lightning, there's thunder."

"This is the Center for Disease Control, Johnston's got thunderturds again, quarantine the area."

Thunderpussy 

A legendary method of fingering a pussy with a certain hand positioning where the pinky, middle finger, and thumb are expanded while the index and ring fingers are folded into the palm. The thumb is the dolphin which rapidly and effectively stimulates the clitoral region. The middle finger is then inserted into the vaginal crevice, and last but not least, the pinky enters the forbidden valley aka the rectum. The official method is commonly called the telephone, where you insert pinky and middle finger first, also called "picking up the telephone" and then position thumb downwards toward clitoral region as if you are hanging up the telelphone; and repeat. The whole process of thunderpussy is also known as TJ or thunderpussy job.
"Did you see Gerald thunderpussy that young hussy at the club?"
"Oh yeah! How long was the telephone call for?"
"They were up all night!"
"I bet his fingers wreak of ass and tuna!"
Thunderpussy by Chink and a Jew February 7, 2007

Thunderspud 

a short, fat, and quite odd looking penis.
Debra began to laugh hysterically when Joe confidently whipped out his Thunderspud.
Thunderspud by slurpie808 January 12, 2011

thunderpump 

I totally did her thunderpump style.
thunderpump by CB Smith October 27, 2004

thunderpuck 

n - 1. Hockey forums, populated by the insane, moderated by the overly violent, and loved by many.

2. A place where everyone knows your name, and curses it openly.

3. Where flames come from.

4. A place you do not wish to anger.
I thought thunderpuck was a good place, until someone pm'd me tubgirl, hijacked my thread, and called me a leafie.

ThunderPounder 

Man who's got the rod and the bod, makes your insides feel abused after getting fucked, someone you have wet dreams about, a DEREK. Usually signified by loud flapping of the ballsack and thuderous noise,
Aww man i just slept with derek last night my asshole hurts

Yea i hear hes a real thunderpounder, did he rip ur asshole open this time?

(kids outside a classroom)HOLY CRAP i think Ms. Shields is getting thunderpounded, shes screaming likea hor and there is a loud flapping going on
ThunderPounder by DKMILLER36 March 9, 2010