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appalachian throw pillow

The act of fucking ones girlfiend, or wife in the ass, then wiping your dick on his pillow before he comes home, and without him knowing. Usually done to someone for revenge, or out of spite.
My boss is such a dick, i'm giving him an appalachian throw pillow for christmas!!

Throw Pillows 

There's two definitions of Throw Pillows.
Version #1: Throwing pillows at a slumber party, dolls lingering with stuffed animals.
Version #2: Giggity Giggity, Oh Right!! <-- Hint: Horny parents getting it on.
V1: Timmeh: Dude, those girls look extremely hot throwing pillows. I can see it out my window!

V2: Morgan: Hey boy, wanna throw pillows?
Jay: Huh? Oh well, seems fun.
3 hours later....
Morgan: Zomfg, that was exciting!
Jay: Ah shit, now we've got a mess on our sheets.
Throw Pillows by Mnemic August 5, 2008

Mongolian throwpillow 

A Mongolian throwpillow is when somebody is sleeping and you jump in their bed naked, roll around all over them, and run out of the room.
Fucking gross dude! That Mongolian throwpillow made the whole room smell like buttermilk and crotch!
Mongolian throwpillow by beanser January 3, 2006

throwpillow

1. a woman who will preform lewed sexual acts anywhere.
2.a woman with little or no sexual scruples; a complete whore
"Sorry Billy, it tuns out that you were conceived in a subway bathroom. Your mother is a real nasty throwpillow."
throwpillow by aris22 June 16, 2006

damascus throwpillow 

Refers to a particularly ugly and promiscuous girl form the middle east who could or could not have shaven her body for the entire span of her life and if ever engaged in sexual acts deserves to have the pillow case stripped off the pillow and thrown over her head like a paper bag.
I gave the Saudi girl with the horrible face a damascus throwpillow that left her screaming all night
damascus throwpillow by B+1 November 28, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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