The act of fucking ones girlfiend, or wife in the ass, then wiping your dick on his pillow before he comes home, and without him knowing. Usually done to someone for revenge, or out of spite.
There's two definitions of Throw Pillows.
Version #1: Throwing pillows at a slumber party, dolls lingering with stuffed animals.
Version #2: Giggity Giggity, Oh Right!! <-- Hint: Horny parents getting it on.
V1: Timmeh: Dude, those girls look extremely hot throwing pillows. I can see it out my window!
V2: Morgan: Hey boy, wanna throw pillows?
Jay: Huh? Oh well, seems fun.
3 hours later....
Morgan: Zomfg, that was exciting!
Jay: Ah shit, now we've got a mess on our sheets.
Refers to a particularly ugly and promiscuous girl form the middle east who could or could not have shaven her body for the entire span of her life and if ever engaged in sexual acts deserves to have the pillow case stripped off the pillow and thrown over her head like a paper bag.
I gave the Saudi girl with the horrible face a damascus throwpillow that left her screaming all night
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.