by crazierthanyou May 16, 2009
Hick 1: "Let's buy some beer"
Hick from damascus: "ok but we need to go to the town over from damascus cuz this town sucks"
Hick from damascus: "ok but we need to go to the town over from damascus cuz this town sucks"
by C00TERpatrol July 06, 2009
The best city in the entire universe. It is the capital of Syria and is the oldest continuosly inhabited city in the world.
Person 1: Have you been to Damascus, Syria?
Person 2: No, but I hear it is extremely beautiful and is filled with lots of history and nice, genuine people.
Person 1: You got that right!
Person 2: No, but I hear it is extremely beautiful and is filled with lots of history and nice, genuine people.
Person 1: You got that right!
by imar November 30, 2007
1) "There's nothing to do tonight...Damascus sucks" ... "I know! Let's go tip some cows and run around in the Gardens".
by Mitch2742 April 12, 2006
A small town overpopulated with rednecks, farmers, and conservatives that also has a heroin problem.
Person 1: Hey, let's go buy some beer and tip over some cows
Person 2: We can't, we're in Damascus.
Person 3: Someone say heroin?
Person 2: We can't, we're in Damascus.
Person 3: Someone say heroin?
by supremebagel_overlord April 21, 2016
Verb. To shove a broomstick or any sharp object up another person’s ass. Coined after the junior varsity football team at Damascus High School was discovered hazing other members of the team with shoving broomsticks up other teammate’s asses.
by TheAuthorLives April 13, 2019
This word is used as a nonchalant way to call somebody stupid. Kind of. Used in a joke to call someone a dummy.
Somebody says something stupid.
Boy:"Where are you from??......Damascus? (Da-maaass-cus)
Basically you're a dumbass.
Boy:"Where are you from??......Damascus? (Da-maaass-cus)
Basically you're a dumbass.
by BlameitChick January 03, 2011