damascus

a place full of rednecks and farmers, the smallest town ever

damn our town is a real Damascus

by crazierthanyou May 16, 2009

damascus

a crap town where the purchasing of beer is illegal.

Hick 1: "Let's buy some beer"
Hick from damascus: "ok but we need to go to the town over from damascus cuz this town sucks"

by C00TERpatrol July 5, 2009

Damascus

The best city in the entire universe. It is the capital of Syria and is the oldest continuosly inhabited city in the world.

Person 1: Have you been to Damascus, Syria?

Person 2: No, but I hear it is extremely beautiful and is filled with lots of history and nice, genuine people.

Person 1: You got that right!

by imar December 28, 2007

Damascus

A shitty town in Maryland, over-populated by cows and rednecks.

1) "There's nothing to do tonight...Damascus sucks" ... "I know! Let's go tip some cows and run around in the Gardens".

by Mitch2742 April 27, 2006

Damascus

A small town overpopulated with rednecks, farmers, and conservatives that also has a heroin problem.

Person 1: Hey, let's go buy some beer and tip over some cows
Person 2: We can't, we're in Damascus.
Person 3: Someone say heroin?

by supremebagel_overlord June 3, 2016

Damascus

Verb. To shove a broomstick or any sharp object up another person’s ass. Coined after the junior varsity football team at Damascus High School was discovered hazing other members of the team with shoving broomsticks up other teammate’s asses.

Person 1: I don’t want to go to lax practice

Person 2: Come or I’m gonna Damascus you

by TheAuthorLives April 13, 2019

Damascus

This word is used as a nonchalant way to call somebody stupid. Kind of. Used in a joke to call someone a dummy.

Somebody says something stupid.

Boy:"Where are you from??......Damascus? (Da-maaass-cus)
Basically you're a dumbass.

by BlameitChick January 3, 2011