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Resembling or having the effect of creating a blood engorged cock that leaks precum all over. The skin on the balls tightens like ceran wrap and then loses with ever pulse like an eighty year Olds ass hole finally relaxing after 10 hours of strenuous exertion. It blows up like a Ballon and right when you think all the cum might just explode from your cock and soil your pants it settles down like a sad sausage only to pop right back up to haunt you.
My teacher is so throbulent

that sux

My gf is throbulent

I know right

...
by Fuckboy18 May 12, 2015
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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