throbbery 

throbbery (throb bur ee) ADJECTIVE. The feeling of throbbing or pulsing sensations.

YEOW! I just wanged my funnybone on the stove- oh fuck, now it's all throbbery.

or,

Every time I listen to Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor I get all throbbery inside.

throbbery by Maxhole June 24, 2009

highway throbbery

Getting head while driving ultimately ending with robbery of semen.

It all started as an innocent Sunday drive and ended with a violent case of HIGHWAY THROBBERY leaving me quivering, incopacitated, and unable to continue the drive

highway throbbery by Pdiddy007 December 16, 2018

Palmed throbbery 

Masterbating

His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.

Palmed throbbery by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

throbby 

extreme anticipation felt by a vagina knowing sex is coming

Knowing my man was on his way over for sex, made me feel REALLY throbby!

throbby by secret mistress June 3, 2016

Muddy throbber

When a guy is comfortably reclining (on a bed, in a chaise lounge, or any other suitable seating device) with a raging throbber, and his lady-friend walks into the room, coyly strolls up to him and his veiny bastard, and acts as if she's about to sit on his dick, fulfilling his wildest sexual fantasies. HOWEVER, instead of gently lowering herself upon him, she takes a gigantic, steaming shit on his member, and triumphantly walks out. Thus, the man is left with blue balls covered in a pile of steaming, brown mess, and the woman emerges victorious.

Samantha saw her boyfriend make out with another girl at the bar, so when she and her boyfriend got home, she gave him a muddy throbber.

Muddy throbber by manipulativebastard69 December 31, 2013

Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.

Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!

Ceiling-Fan Throbber by Blegh the big Dicker January 15, 2016

Throbbed 

A massive erection obtained while taking a boner pill such as Viagara, Cialis, or any other erection enhancer.

I popped a boner pill last night and was throbbed out of control for like 36 hours.

Throbbed by Rusticulis January 10, 2013