throbbery

throbbery (throb bur ee) ADJECTIVE. The feeling of throbbing or pulsing sensations.

YEOW! I just wanged my funnybone on the stove- oh fuck, now it's all throbbery.

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Every time I listen to Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor I get all throbbery inside.

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

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highway throbbery

Getting head while driving ultimately ending with robbery of semen.

It all started as an innocent Sunday drive and ended with a violent case of HIGHWAY THROBBERY leaving me quivering, incopacitated, and unable to continue the drive

by Pdiddy007 December 16, 2018

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Palmed throbbery

Masterbating

His missus caught him bang to rights committing palmed throbbery in the shed! He was sentenced to a year of being the laughingstock of the boozer.

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

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throbby

extreme anticipation felt by a vagina knowing sex is coming

Knowing my man was on his way over for sex, made me feel REALLY throbby!

by secret mistress June 3, 2016

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When a guy is comfortably reclining (on a bed, in a chaise lounge, or any other suitable seating device) with a raging throbber, and his lady-friend walks into the room, coyly strolls up to him and his veiny bastard, and acts as if she's about to sit on his dick, fulfilling his wildest sexual fantasies. HOWEVER, instead of gently lowering herself upon him, she takes a gigantic, steaming shit on his member, and triumphantly walks out. Thus, the man is left with blue balls covered in a pile of steaming, brown mess, and the woman emerges victorious.

Samantha saw her boyfriend make out with another girl at the bar, so when she and her boyfriend got home, she gave him a muddy throbber.

by manipulativebastard69 December 31, 2013

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