thretch 

to strain whilst deficating

"I'm off to the loo to have a good Thretch"

thretch by mark durnall March 9, 2005

Threechum 

Engaging in a threesome with a bi-curious secret service agent

The wife and I just pounded the ass off our off-duty security detail. It was a raging hot threechum.

Threechum by doctor mantis toboggan April 16, 2014

thratchet

Used to describe a person who is both thirsty and ratchet.

"Man, she really likes you, but I heard she gets around. I mean she is thirsty, but also ratchet ... quite the conundrum. What are you going to do, George?" asked Mr. Roy

George replied, "Yeah, she's hella thratchet."

thratchet by asdfroyjkl May 19, 2014

Johnny Threechord 

Another name for Jimmy Buffett. He plays three chords on his guitar and every one of his songs sounds the same but he capitalized on a niche market so he still makes money. He is not that talented but the man knows how to make cash...

Guy 1: Jimmy Buffett is not that talented.
Guy 2: I know, but he is Johnny Threechord so he still makes bank.

Johnny Threechord by ZetaPhi1012 August 11, 2010

tretch 

Shortened from the word treacherous, tretch describes something that is dangerous and if desired, cool.

Much like the slang word "sick" it can be used in both positive and negative scenarios.

In the positive sense it can mean fun, daring, chill, etc.
In the negative sense it can mean sketchy, wrong, or terrible

For example:

Positive: "Hey Demarcus, that party was majorly tretch, mann!"

Negative: "Yo man, we have to get out of here. This shit is hella tretch."

tretch by Treacherous Whore July 22, 2009

Throtch

The tangled, nasty part of a beard that grows out down the throat. It reminds one of crotch hair that is out-of-control and needs a serious trim. It's a throat-crotch.

Your throtch is looking sick dude. You need to trim that shit!

No way! I love my throtch. It's taken me weeks of not shaving to get it to look like this.

Throtch by HafMpty August 16, 2008

threeché

A "Touché", plus one!

When confronted with a "touché", an appropriate retort may result in a "threeché".

pronounced "three-shay"

threeché by PopeMichael April 14, 2009