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Thranduil 

The hottest bitch on Middle Earth. A fucking queen. A DILF.
''U seen those elven bitches man? They fuckin hot''
''Dude they got nothing on the king''

''Who dat?''
''Thranduil, king of the elves''
Thranduil by thorinoakenshield February 2, 2014
Niece of the Gods, Loved one, Name meaning beautiful one, loved by all who have walked before her and revered by all who follow in her trail. Angels weep that she escaped heaven, Vakings fought because they thought she dwelled in Valhalla...and every time her birthday come around, people who matter raise a toast, "to Thandi, the Beautiful of heart"
Lets give a toast to Thandi.
Thandi by Hotstepper May 6, 2015

thrangle 

(v.) To passionately acquire, consume or devour something. To imply the satisfaction of a primitive urge based upon the context.
Dude, I'm starving....let's go thrangle some burgers. We went to the bar and thrangled some drinks. After few drinks he took her home where they thrangled.
thrangle by sfdaveb May 21, 2011

Legolas Thranduilion 

Legolas is a character from The Lord of the Rings trilogy (both books and films). In the films, he is played by Orlanda Bloom and is known to say the line 'They're taking the hobbits to Isenguard!' Which in fact created a very famous remix on youtube.

He is a member of the Fellowship of the Ring, a group of Nine companions (Frodo Baggins the ring bearer, Samwise Gamgee, Meriodoc Brandybuck, Perigrin Took, Aragron, Son of Arathorn, Isildur's heir and her of kings, Gandalf the Grey, Boromir of Gondor, Gimli of the Lonely Mountain (Erebor) and Legolas Tranduilion)

The Fellowship is there to help Frodo get the ring to Mordor.

Legolas is the Prince of Greenwood, which became Mirkwood during the journey of the Company of Thorin Oakenshield ( Read the Hobbit) as evil started to return to the Forest.

Some people mistake his surname as Greenleaf which is actually the translation of his name from elvish (forgive me since I don't know if it's Sindarin or Quenya). Yes, Legolas does actually mean Greenleaf.

His official title is Legolas Thrandullion which means Legolas, Son of Thranduil (The great Elvin king Of Greenwood)

He has no surname for he is an elf. Only titles. This should surprise the fanfiction authors who have their Mary-Sues marry him and take on the surname 'Greenleaf'.

And I am actually a female writing this so BAZINGA.
Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: They're taking the Hobbits to Isenguard!

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: Mary-Sues who want to marry me! Lots of them! RUN!

Mary-Sue: I want to me Mrs. Greenleaf!
Me: It's actually Legolas Thranduilion. Also, it's his title not his surname! Muggle, you should be thrown into Mount Doom!
Honest. Usually the funniest in a group of friends. Very attractive. Usually happy. Life of the party
“Tarandeep is my best friend and I couldn’t live without her”
Tarandeep by grizzly157 October 23, 2019
A girl who is tall,
With long fingers,
Long hair,
Very nosy,
And talks posh.
Also, she is strange but fun and has clown feet.
She is scared of spiders in her ears.
Hey look at that girl, she is so tall and has long fingers. Must be a tarandip.