Any of various females indigenous to empoverished neighborhoods that become so physically attractive they could be called goddess were it not for their thotstatus.
Me:"Jesus! Look at that thottess! So bad."
Friend:"That's just a thot."
A long journey to escape from the thots. This is what follows the Trojan™ Condom Wars.
It has been a long war for the great fighter, Hoedysseus. He now faces many trials and tribulations on his Thotessey home to rejoin his wife Penelopenis.