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thotless 

A place like a nightclub on a slow night that is completely devoid of thots.
Me and my boys went to the club looking for a hookup, but the place was thotless.
thotless by Rynesdad August 22, 2019
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thots younger then 16 are called THOTLERS
her - those two are my main thots
him - how old are they
her - 14 & 16
him - damn they only thotlers
Thotlers by lesbihonest14 August 10, 2013
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thotness 

The word to describe a thot that is THOT LEVEL 9000
Jonathon was overwhelmed with Katelynes thotness.
thotness by JibyJabq May 9, 2018

Thottess 

Any of various females indigenous to empoverished neighborhoods that become so physically attractive they could be called goddess were it not for their thot status.
Me:"Jesus! Look at that thottess! So bad."
Friend:"That's just a thot."
Thottess by sisterfisterxx July 8, 2016

Thotessey 

A long journey to escape from the thots. This is what follows the Trojan™ Condom Wars.
It has been a long war for the great fighter, Hoedysseus. He now faces many trials and tribulations on his Thotessey home to rejoin his wife Penelopenis.
Thotessey by CornwallTCollingsly March 12, 2018

Thotness 

The ultimate thot(s) around and/in the school
Thotness is taking over the school, first it was Jenny, then Bella, then Morgan, and finally Angelina.
Thotness by JibyJabq May 26, 2018
You have no toots, noob
"HA HA TOOTLESS"
Tootless by MONKE MOMENT February 15, 2021
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