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A long journey to escape from the thots. This is what follows the Trojan™ Condom Wars.
It has been a long war for the great fighter, Hoedysseus. He now faces many trials and tribulations on his Thotessey home to rejoin his wife Penelopenis.
by CornwallTCollingsly March 12, 2018

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A male sex act between two men. The act entails the two men crossing swords (that is, crossing their erect penises) specifically in the shape of a crucifix. Hardcore Crucidicks can be done in church or with kinky role-play (nuns, pope, or otherwise).
Wow, Bradley and Jesús sure are into some kinky religious shit! I saw them doing Crucidicks in the sanctuary!
by CornwallTCollingsly March 11, 2018

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A furry whose fursona is the Devil, Lucifer, in the goat-man form he is often portrayed in. Lucifurries often signal each other by making devil horns at each other with their hands.
Wow, Graham sure does like Satanic Goat Porn!!!

Of course he does ya numb nuts, he's a Lucifurry.
by CornwallTCollingsly September 01, 2018

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A famous Greek philosopher known for his many theories such as how there are more nipples in the world than humans or how the word mono-syllabic is not mono-syllabic. Pronounced (mi-craw-peh-nis) rather than (mi-cro-pee-nis).
Dude... have you ever thought about how we call a house a home, but a mouse is not a mome.

Bro! Bro! You bin readin' micropenis?! Cause thats woke as fuck.
by CornwallTCollingsly September 01, 2018

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Another name for opera singer Luciano Pavarotti, famous for his tax evasion and obesity.
Heyyy! Did you see that video of the singer guy doing the High Cs??

Oh yeah, fat tax evasion man of course.
by CornwallTCollingsly September 23, 2020

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A wikipedia editor coomer who has nothing better to do than look around wikipedia pages and revise completely valid and reliable information on technicality. On most occasion the individual is completely ignorant to the topic they are editing about.
*Wikipedia editor revises my edits* "Hi, the name's objectivity. I'm the law around here."

Me: "Ok, wikipedophile."
by CornwallTCollingsly September 03, 2020

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