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thotnest 

A thotnest is summoned online by giving an opinion that girls (usually the ones with too much makeup, or the ones with daddy issues) would dispise.

They would usually come in groups, or hives, tag their whore friends and continuously ask you why YOU are mad.

Stay safe, these are worse than killer bees, they will keep you up all night with notifications.
Someone: "Dude, Tipping is kinda ga-"
20 million fucking girls online (the thotnest) : "LMAO OK SWEATY NONCE DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR US GIRLS WE DONT GET THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY IF U CANT PAT WAGE GO EAT AT HOME POOR CUNT"
thotnest by ChildrenArePests June 2, 2018
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thotness 

The word to describe a thot that is THOT LEVEL 9000
Jonathon was overwhelmed with Katelyne’s thotness.
thotness by JibyJabq May 9, 2018
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thotiest 

The most extreme act of Thot or thoting.
Your such a thot!
Girl no, your the thotiest!
thotiest by Amandeezy417 February 27, 2017

Thotness 

The ultimate thot(s) around and/in the school
Thotness is taking over the school, first it was Jenny, then Bella, then Morgan, and finally Angelina.
Thotness by JibyJabq May 26, 2018

thotnesity 

There are to many thots in the world, I'm tired of all this thotnesity.
thotnesity by ComDot March 6, 2015

Thotestry 

The art of being a thot.

A movement for people who are about that thot life.
When the thots were telling us their sex stories, it was only right to determine that they are part of a bigger movement: the thotestry movement.

Instagram has become a hot spot for thotestry.
Thotestry by IG: th_testry November 28, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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