Not your typical type of hoe. But the more boogie kind of hoe. The one that keeps her eyelashes on fleek. The nail game on fleek. And still hops from man to man. Doing something strange for a piece of change.
Theasaurus was not a true dinosaur. It lived long after most dinosaurs and fed on the spare time of the verbose. But mostly, it had trouble spelling and pronouncing the word "thesaurus".
A Theasaurus can still help you find a synonym for "dapper" if you ask it nicely.
A person who speaks in dinosaur dialect via text message. Normally this message is sent to many people to simulate and actual roar of a dinosaur. Also used to start conversations when having nothing else to initiate dialogue.