Textasaur 

A person who speaks in dinosaur dialect via text message. Normally this message is sent to many people to simulate and actual roar of a dinosaur. Also used to start conversations when having nothing else to initiate dialogue.

Message Sender: RAWR!!!

Message Recipient: Aw he's being a textasaur again...

Textasaur by Chapel008 February 26, 2010

textastrophe 

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016

textastrophy 

A text message send in error that will have life altering consequences for the worse.

"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"

textastrophy by mcbexx September 18, 2016

Textsurfer 

Adj - a marker, usually fluorescent, that is moved across text in a 'surfing' fashion, to make important words/phrases stand out. Verb - to textsurf.

Dude - "Hey check me out, I'm surfing this text, using my new textsurfer!"

Textsurfer by Jesster91 April 23, 2010

thotasaurus rex 

The thot queen/king of all thots. It is impossible to out-thot a Thotasaurus Rex.

God damn, Jordan is the Thotasaurus Rex of our school.

thotasaurus rex by MemeLordDaddySir March 1, 2018

textasterone 

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.

Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.

textasterone by Douglas Young September 24, 2007

textsturbate

v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.

Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation

Gilbert textsturbates so much that his phone bill is through the roof.

textsturbate by Dustin G. Lee June 24, 2008