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Thonje is a name of a strong person, she is beautiful and independent. She is a person with good energy and that’s why people are drawn to her. Thonje is a person that you can trust, she values peoples feelings, importantly she cares and respect people in general. She is a person that will stand up for what’s right, people would describe her as a direct person. Thonje is a girl with humor and she makes everyone laugh and happy.
thonje by Smile and laugh November 22, 2021
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Hey Thonkels 

Getting someone attention who is cute or greeting someone you care about alot.
See a stranger baby close by you.greeting the baby.Hey Thonkels saying you are cute.

Greeting my spouse .Hey Thonkels Cute way of saying I care for you alot.
Related Words
thonje • Tonje • thonker • Thinje • thone • thonkey • Thonee • thonen • Thonet • thonged
A bad lookin' broad with a thick butt, nice legs, and mm mm curves. (Usually refers to girls from NoVa or the Dc area)
damn nigga that thonie is baaaaaddddddd
thonie by Krock23 October 6, 2011
a gorgeous girl with the best fashion sense admired by guys and girls alike
"wow.... look at that tonje"

"omg what a tonje ...i wonder where she got that outfit"
Tonje by hellakate April 13, 2010
N. \ˈthu̇nj \ : A small stringed instrument that cosists of 1 long human hair stretched across a dog's ass and strumed or picked with one's teeth.
Well fuck me to tears, Margeret Truman, is that the piercing sound of a thunje i hear down in that east Kentucky hollar?
thunje by NorthSneads December 27, 2020
An absolute stun and beauty bringing joy and happiness into everyone's lives. The nearest friend anyone could ask for and especially the bestest Girlfriend ever!
That girl is just like a Tonje
Tonje by VandalisimIsFun:) July 15, 2019
Tonje is a VERY popular name in Norway, Tonje is usually a girl that has grown up really rough, that’s why Tonje is so tough. Tonje likes boys, but not herself, but what Tonje does like is to have an orgasm. Tonje is a beautiful girl with a beautiful smile and eyes. Tonje also gets alot of Dick picks becuse boys like her so much they jerk off to her.
Nibba: Dude, Look at That Tonje!

Nibba: Are you a Tonje? Cus I like ur eyes guuuuurl!
Tonje by LigmaDong November 3, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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