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A form of sex involving 2 people and fisting ones anal cavity while the other is covered in pudding
Hey Jessica, want to have a thonkey?
Thonkey by Memethecrazy May 27, 2021
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Hey Thonkels 

Getting someone attention who is cute or greeting someone you care about alot.
See a stranger baby close by you.greeting the baby.Hey Thonkels saying you are cute.

Greeting my spouse .Hey Thonkels Cute way of saying I care for you alot.
A donkey with a horn, allied with the Unicorns!
Tronkeys are a mythical creature.
Tronkey by Star Trek fan! November 18, 2013
Another word used for a lame. Mostly used in Chicago.
His ass a thonky
Thonky by Bosssedup3x January 4, 2020

tmonkeyt 

Spawn of Satan, made a server that consists of people who call them selves weebs but they only bump into anime on the server CAUSE' ITS FUCKING FULL OF EM, 5 year old toddlers.
tmonkeyt your server is scuffed mate
tmonkeyt by JungleDong April 15, 2019
a cross between thick and chonky to discribe something large, chubby or dense.
“dude, i had to eat my milkshake with a spoon because it was so thonky!”
thonky by 1indseyy November 21, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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